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readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

irnpatience:

this video was everything i hoped for and more

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

(Source: undergroundghosts)

baby: d-d-d-d-d-
erik: daddy? say daddy for me
baby: destroy the human species
erik: yes

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

[ships thing]

[condescending fan voice] did you know there’s a thing called FRIENDSHIP????

[SHIPS THING HARDER]

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

punsmcgee:

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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ROOMMATE

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

ieromotional:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you and it kills me to know that i cant